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Home » Best Comic Lines Heard on Stage This Year

Best Comic Lines Heard on Stage This Year

Posted on 08.06.17 by Michael Taylor

Comedians for Private Corporate Events

We’ve booked and produced a diverse group of comedians this year for corporate, non-profit and private event performances and we thought it might be fun to share some the best comic lines and jokes we have heard this year.  From slice of life to even-handed political humor, celebrity comedians have taken to the stage at events we produced and do what they do best…make ’em laugh.

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Celebrity Comedians | Best Comic Lines at Events This Past Year

Ellen DeGeneres on Aging

“You have to stay in shape.
 My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60.
 She’s 97 today and we don’t know where she is”

Jay Leno on the Economy

“Gas prices are so high in Chicago, cab drivers are taking the real way to the airport.”

Tom Papa on Wisdom

“Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”

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Comedian Sarah Silverman on Stage With Cisco CEO John Chambers

Jerry Seinfeld on Surveys

“A recent study shows that 75% of the body’s heat escapes through the head.
I guess that means you can ski naked if you had a good hat.”

Jon Stewart on NASCAR

“Mario Andretti has retired from race car driving. That’s a good thing. He’s getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on.”

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At Celebrity Direct, we have been hiring and producing celebrity comedians for corporate, association, non-profit and private events for more than two decades.  We understand the corporate audience and we know who will always “work clean.”  Our clients ask us to hire comedians for:

  • Private “in-concert” Performances
  • Host / MC Non-Profit Events
  • Presenting Awards
  • Customized Comic Material to Drive Your Message

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