"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't now where she is"

We have been producing Celebrity Comedians for corporate, association and non-profit events for more then two decades.

We understand the corporate audience and know who will always "work clean."

• "In-concert" private performances

• Host / MC non-profit events

• Narrating films

• Presenting Awards

• Customized material to drive your message

Jay Leno with Bill Gates

          Jay Leno on the Economy 

"Gas prices are so high in Chicago, cab drivers are taking the real way to the airport."

Dana Carvey with AOL's Steve Case

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 Jerry Seinfeld on Surveys  

  "A recent study shows that 75 percent of the body's heat escapes through the head. I guess that means you can ski naked if you had a good hat."

John Pinette on Dieting 

"Salad is not food. Salad comes with the food. Salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive."

Jon Stewart on NASCAR

"Mario Andretti has retired from racecar driving. That's a good thing.  He's getting old. He ran his entire last race with his left blinker on."

Robin Williams and Google's Larry Page

"Hit 'em again, Mensa-boy, it's your turn."

Darrell Hammond on Dick Cheney 

"Even the President's father was VP for eight years without shooting anybody"

David Brenner on Money

"Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors"